Worst christmas gift ever?

poledance Probably the most ill-conceived childrens toy ever - beating out lawn darts from the top spot. Tesco's had these little pole-dancing kits on sale in the toy department where the copy on the product reads: "Unleash the sex kitten inside...simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!

"Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars". Oh dear. Now, if you don't want your daughter to beg for implants instead of a pony when she's 13 we suggest you not get this "toy".

Peekaboo pole dancing also makes tickle rings and clothes - but their site seems aimed at older teenage and adult girls rather than children.

Tesco's has decided to remove the product from the toy department after loud protests from family groups, but will remain on sale as a Fitness Accessory. More in the Daily Mail, hat tip to Burns auto parts.

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Oh my! I'm not sure whether I should be laughing hysterically or be disgusted...probably a bit of both.