Moaom fruit chews new wrapping too sexy.....

"Won't somebody think of the children!?"
Someone did - Ananova reports that a catholic college has complained about the new wrapper design for Haribo's Moaom fruit chews - the fruit on the wrapper seems to be copulating. If you have a dirty mind.

"We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus," wrote the St Blasien Jesuit College near Bonn.

The college really disliked the lemon wrapper which, according to them:

"....undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon."

"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."

Someone needs a cold shower.

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Robblink's picture

Maoam candy? More like Moan!

deeped's picture

Hm... the most disgusting in the college's argument is "The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure.". Listen now catholic girls - you sin when feeling pleasure having sex. That's the man's own godgiven right...

deeped's picture

The cath's think it's a crime against "good taste"? ;)

Neo's picture

*drum-snare*

good one, perverted fruits indeed.

cosmonaut's picture

Someone isn´t getting any...

Just like when Homer is on diet, everybody is transforming into burger & steaks!