Actually, that candy looks like something that came out of Ronald McDonald's wazoo.

"But I'd guess that it would be more impressive than that."

Maybe that's why the bear is so grumpy.

"Hey bitch, you're soaking in it."

"Hey Band-Aid brand, stick this!"

- and several in the Little Italy style -

"Calgon, take this away!" (grabs crotch)

"I've got your ancient Chinese secret right here!" (grabs crotch)

"Hey! I've got your nighttime sniffling sneezing coughing aching stuffy head fever so you can rest medicine right here!" (grabs crotch)

"Hey, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't... uhhh... right here!" (grabs crotch)

"Sausage!" is the new "Wassup".