Who won the Luke Sullivan book (and charmins?)

Well, we've gone through the often aggressive and sometimes kinda gross lines in the little game we played where you could win Luke Sullivan's book, "Hey Whipple" third edition or a signed package of Charmins. Without further ado, here are the ones that stuck out as Luke, Caff, Robblink and myself went through over one hundred lines looking for a winner.

Number 1: "Hey, Lucky the Leprechaun, do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" by TDD

#2: "Hey Mr. Clean, wipe this!" by airanw

#3: "Hey Ernie Keebler, where are all the female elves?" by cornbeef77

Honorable mentions, just cuz I can.

"I've got your ancient Chinese secret right here!" (grab crotch) by Sputnik_Barconi

"Hey Count Chocula, Bite me".
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"Hey Capital One, that's MY wallet."by cornbeef77

"Hey Tony. Yooooooouuu'rrrrre gay!" by CaptnTBag

"Hey, Verizon Test Man, take your phone and stick it up your ass. Can you hear me now?" by coffeeoid

and "Hey Clearasil, squeeze this!" by larky

If you didn't win, don't be sad - at least we had a laugh, right? Also, you can always pick up the book at Amazon anytime you like.