At the website things that don't exist, one of the non-existant things is close to home for us adgrunts, namely A career that will support me, after I graduate from art school.. Someone on the page comments: "I graduated Art School 10 years ago and make an awful lot of money in advertising." Bo-yah! This never seems to work when you graduate from portfolio school, mind you. ;)
[via metafilter]