Just when I had gotten back on the exercise train, Culver City based agency Pitch sends out their pop culture cookies featuring the twenty biggest moments of 2015. These are hilarious. Between Caitlyn Jenner on a Wheaties box to the Leonard Nimoy Emoji to the #blackandblue or #whiteandgold dress , they've covered it all. We even have Trump as "the political apprentice". Oh, the snark.
I purposefully didn't take each one of the wrapper, because otherwise I would have had to eat them all. So they don't go bad. You know.
So for today's breakfast, I'm going to eat my favourite: American Sniper, starring Brian Williams. BWAHAHAHAHA. Nice job, guys!
Update: The cookies are delicious. *brushes crumbs from dress*. But just to be on the safe side, I think I should have one more. For science.