The Many parodies 80s toy commercials for Diablo IV - Introducing "My Slaypal"

Scene opens with a bright, colorful backyard. A young man with an exaggeratedly large goatee is playing with what appears to be an action figure.

Announcer: "Are you tired of the same old, boring toys? Well, buckle up, because we've got something that'll blow your mind... and maybe a few other things too!"

Cut to the toy, now revealed as a demonic looking doll, dubbed "SlayPal" with glowing red eyes.

Jingle starts:

"My slaypal, my slaypal, my bloodlust all day pal...
Wherever we go, decapitated heads roll..."

The scene shifts to a grotesque tea party where SlayPal's friends are less "alive" than before.

Announcer: "Unlock mercenaries in Diablo IV Vessels of Hatred today!"

Flash to a close-up of SlayPal's menacing grin.

End with the Diablo IV logo and a disclaimer in a tiny font: "Some assembly required. Adult supervision suggested, but let's be real, who are we kidding?"

Announcer: "But wait! There's more. Here's the Diablo IV - Vessel Of Hatred -SlayPals Sing-A-Long where you can play along to this evil ear-worm that will never leave your head! With every SlayPal, you get free tickets to the most horrifying tea party in town. Where the only thing getting sliced is your peace of mind!"

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