"The first toast to the bride should come from the best man, who is expected to avoid complimenting her on her skill in bed, at least in so many words. Remember that brides are not supposed to be congratulated. Congratulate the groom instead, it's probably the last occasion you'll have to do so until the divorce." -- P. J. O'Rourke, Modern Manners, 1983
This spot is a worthy update to the above words of wisdom. Bravo, Best Man. Bravo.