Hey everyone: This is funny. There are some winners in here. I'll be glad to make good on my offer of a signed copy of the new edition. (I'm sure you'd all prefer a nice new One show book, but man, those babies are expensive, aren't they?) In any case, whenever daBitch sez she's done collecting your ideas, I'll hit print and pick out my faves. Hang in there everybody. This business can suck, yes. But as my friend Ray Longoria says, "It beats roofin'."