72 dpi - won.

It's settled.

Tough choice. Funny, clever, and sarcastic they all had their charms. "got haiku envy?" still makes me laugh.
It's a shame I don't have ten more books or other prizes to send as I quite enjoyed all the entries. Finally I settled on the Haiku I always returned to, because it's rather true....

Clayton, you're getting some mail I know you'll enjoy.

----------(a)----------
foul domestic beer
skunky vile amber water
sell it with boobies
----------(b)----------
new colours old game
pink aqua or purple shell
insides taste the same
----------(c)----------
mediocre car
sadly lacking sex appeal
license a rock song
----------(d)----------
two rival colas
britney, shakira futile
coke mixes with rum

Terribly true

and waferbaby's that I kept laughing at:

my haiku kicks arse.
what are you looking at, punk?
got haiku envy?

Big thanks to everyone that took a crack at the Haiku game that cracked me up.