Make sure they get the message. It's Smirnoff you want. For dryer Martinis. Delicious Screwdrivers. The smoothest drink on-the-rocks. It's the crystal-clear liquor that's filtered through 14,000 pounds of activated charcoal. It's the flawlessly smooth vodka that mixes perfectly with anything that pours. No wonder you want Smirnoff-and only Smirnoff. At a bar, demand it.
Always ask for
Smirnoff
It leaves you breathless