I'm so sorry that I've been offline for hours now, there's been an incident around here. All I can say is, it's lucky I'm not a dog person. My brave cat rescued me, while the turtle cheered him on.
Yeah yeah, so it's a Mike's lemonade viral and not a real News 19 story.
Still, I thought the cat CPR thing was cute, after all, mine does that chest-pawing thing every night before he settles in to sleep on my face.