"What is Kent doing?"
"He's been reading comics all night, now he thinks there's a real cowboy in the kitchen."
But wait, there is a cowboy in the kitchen. How to make a real cowboy's meal - use Heinz white beans in tomato sauce. With bacon, it's a cowboy's breakfast. With sausages, it's the world's fastest "vickning" (impromptu dinner party).
Client: Heinz