'Goddess' Kim Kardashian Gets a Beats by Dre Soundtrack as Ben Marshall is her "Pill assistant"

Comic Ben Marshall co-stars in a very silly product demo ad.

When you’re Kim Kardashian, life is one big, brand-boosting rave, and the beats never stop dropping.

First, she faux-battled Jimmy Fallon for the chance to design Beats by Dre headphones. Spoiler: Kim won. Because, of course, she did. It's like watching a shark race a goldfish.

Now, she's teamed up with the hilarious Ben Marshall, who's not just any comic, but her personal "Pill assistant."

“I’m Kim Kardashian’s Pill assistant,” he declares with the pride of someone who's just won the lottery for sidekicks.“I’m like a handsome mobile DJ, providing the perfect track for every room Kim enters.”

Ben spins tracks while Kim shops, exercises, and probably even while she's choosing which pair of shoes match her soul. The tracks are pretty meh, Ben would have to do better if he worked for me. He even joins Kim during her workout, pumping up the jam while she pumps up her famous derrière.

“My pill is small, but oh it is mighty. And my battery lasts all day!” I bet it does, mate, I bet it does.

“The only thing deeper than my musical knowledge is my devotion to the goddess I’m privileged to serve,” he wraps up, literally sinking into a pool, still DJing like it's the last dance at the end of the world. The musicians on the Titanic are taking note of this guy.

Crafted by Mirimar, this campaign isn't just less creepy than Kim's Skims ads; it's practically a masterclass in surreal comedy. I mean, "Pill assistant"? Sounds like a job title from a dystopian future where we all worship at the altar of celebrity.

Yet, amidst the camp, there's a product getting demoed. So, while you're laughing, just remember: those Pill speakers? They're as waterproof as Ben's dedication to Kim.

Ad agency: Mirimar