Almost everyone at the beach today has a gimmick. Find the one who doesn't.
1: Nope. He's Harmon Nee. Gimmick: His singing voice, that sounds like two chalk slates mating. Even his cigarette sings - every time he inhales, its multiple filters whistles "Dixie".
2. Not Laura Enertia, beach queen. Gimmick: more movable parts than a swiss watch. Has a waiting list for crew when she surfs. Smokes Ms, feminist cigarettes - whose taste just msses, too.