I would actually had been quite amused seeing you in one of those champagne glasses, I can't understand how to get into one for a start - a true act of balance.
For the rest, I am as puzzled as you. They couldn't find ANY intriguing thing to tempt with, based on the fact that Weeds is a series about a drug sellning mom, so they had to go for a totally ad hoc, nonexisting sex theme? How creative.