Does your overpaid designer insist on white space, a tasteful colour palette and your beautiful logo that you paid your nephews classmate 50 bucks for to be needled away small in the bottom corner of your ad?
You need Make my logo bigger cream.*
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* don't let your clients see this. Before you know it they'll be smearing all the office computer screens with icky cream and the IT guys will hate you forever. Yikes.
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What the hell does the company behind this joke do? Have you seen their website? Aren't they doing exactly what they mock?
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