If you would invite yourself out to a cheap date... You would not only be a kind of homely transvestite but you'd also be a dork who flirts by making talking burger noises. I think that's the message here. No, wait that's not the message, the message is that the "BK Steakhouse XT is how you would impress your date if your date were you."
Dude, you are a cheap date.
Client: Burger King