Add some flair to your pubic hair!

Many moons ago I was friends with a guy built like a grizzly bear who in a moment of drunken punkness decided that while he was bleaching and dying his hairdo bright green, he'd do his pubic hair to match. Burned like nothing else he said, but this pain was his gain when he frequented bars later, and gullible folk would ask "is all of your hair green?" to which he'd reply "yeah, wanna bet?". He pulled down his pants and won countless bets, and only got arrested for indecency twice. He was and still is quite mad.

Now adage reports on the hugely succesful launch of hair coloring for your 'downstairs', the Bettybeauty.com products.
You can now sport a Brown Betty, Blonde Betty, Auburn Betty, Black Betty and Fun Betty which is hot pink, no matter what your original color is. Had there been a Punk Betty in bright green too, I would have bet you that my pal escaped his life sentance and started a beauty product company.